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Confusion Corner |
Punk'd, pranked by facebook foolsSo I suppose Facebook does dictate reality. It certainly had me fooled. Confusion Corner: Disinheriting your historyMy dad is a history nut. Although he currently works at a pharmaceutical company, his drug of choice is not Tylenol or Vicodin but American Civil War History. Left unattended, the man would wander Civil War battlefields for days like some meth head. As you can imagine, Williamsburg holds limitless... Looking ahead, planning for the ‘real’ worldIt is official: I have plans for after graduation. Granted, I don’t have a job yet. I don’t quite know where I’ll be living. I don’t know how I’ll support myself. But I know with whom I’m living and we’re making strides toward being more concrete. Cue reality spin-off music. Sweating a failed friendship“Sara, did you show James how to clean the shower once he’s finished?” Helene asked. It was my first day in Paris and I had just taken a shower in my friend Sara’s bathroom. Aside from ordering food or asking for another pillow, traveling requires little from me. Yet I leave... Fu Manchus need not applyA few nights ago I had a very heated discussion with my boyfriend about the gender wage gap. There I was, trucking along, spouting numbers and saying that women need to be more economically minded in relationships. But suddenly the conversation took a turn for the worse. City of Lights dimmer than anticipatedI love airport security. Walking through a metal detector and being randomly felt up by a uniformed stranger makes me feel more important than Nicole Richie. Graying by graduationA note to those who schedule spring break: Never overlap daylight savings time with the return to campus. The return from vacation is startling enough and, on top of that, we lose an hour of sleep. It may be Friday, but I’m still recovering. With six weeks left in the semester, it is crunch time and literally every minute counts. Honey, bring momma her pillsWell, I did it. It finally happened. I caved. I got sick. Amidst all of the Nichol protests, the sit-ins and the candlelight singing, I was asleep. Searching in vain for a place to call home, hang postersIn my dreams I live in an off-campus house. I have a kitchen, a bathroom and a bedroom with decorative wall art. Unfortunately, this dream will never materialize. Spring fever leaves little to the imaginationThe warm weather we enjoyed this week really seemed like a godsend. Birds chirping, Barksdale mud-field drying, Frisbee throwing in the Sunken Garden — it was all too perfect. Something had to be amiss, and I’m not talking about climate change. |
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